The livestream has been attacked by intergalactic aliens, who were just dead set on watching every moment. The problem is there are billions of aliens in the sky nearby and that’s why the livestream crashed. There were some witnesses to Shirley’s exit, who didn’t get abducted. We’re quizzing them about what exactly happened, right now, under bright bright lights.

Update: Timothy was seen smiling prior to his exit. How it happened, we’re working on it.

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